confusingboner: collect cute boys, keep them in jars, feed them sunshine and smooches
confusingboner: im no adele but I Tried
confusingboner: also i have a kik now so do that confusingboner same as this shit come ON
he looks like he wishes he was in modest mouse– Lizzie, regarding the lead singer of hawthorn heights (via agirldrinkdrunk)
confusingboner: i wrote a thing while i was on the bus and then when i got home and then right now so yeah i kind of like it quite a bit im trying to work on developing characters and giving them dialogue and junk You Should Be Kinder To The Flowers It’s not the small boy picking the flowers that makes Marge uncomfortable. It’s the way he’s picking them; breaking the entire head off, leaving...
confusingboner: sooo i decided to actually...
confusingboner: i wrote a short short piece as an exercise in fiction today its called “To Men, With Love” Hello, my name is Lizzie. No, not “babe” Not “girl” Definitely not “bitch” I didn’t fall from anywhere. No, my heart hasn’t been broken. No, you don’t have to save me. But I’m not on my period. I’m sure you are a “nice guy” I’m sure you love your mother. Yeah, yeah, but I wouldn’t treat...
confusingboner: adam and eve or, alternatively, “adam fucks his own rib”
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral” (via onlytheilluminatisurvive)
inmikeywetrust: tonight im lovin yew
confusingboner: everyone give me good animes to watch pls when i go home i want to watch some animes yes